Attention Comrades

“Attention comrades the majority have spoken, Trotsky is redeemed.”

The crowd roared in excitement.

“Today we call upon the workers for their help to reinvigorate  the World Communist Party and to equality for people everywhere.”

Again a roar of assent filled the hall washing over a smugly smiling speaker.

“The corporate fat cats have held us in servitude, using propaganda to confuse us and greed to rape our children’s minds with promises of a better life.”

Abruptly the salesman turned off the PA system and gushed, “free crowd noises with every purchase, today only.”

“Will that be cash or charge?”